Friday, December 17, 2010

Hi everyone .

I'm the Mighty Hunk .

Recently I've created my twitter and if you wanna add me , my name is TheMightyHunk .

Hmmm ,

As a Handsome person , Or in fact , the world's most Handsome person , I've discovered that many people also want to be like me .

then let me tell you the truth , You Cannot .

If you know that you are a Human , then you should know no matter how hard you try sometimes , you are Limited to your Mortal Abilities .

Which means , you cannot exceed the strength or intelligence your body and mind can hold and of course many more .

Strength and Intelligence of a Human is also Unique .

Unlike me , The Mighty Hunk , I am Limitless and is able to degrade myself to Human level .

And I don't know why most clever Humans like to judge stupid Humans .

They Must know that their Cleverness , Smartness , Intelligence is just a Coincidence .

Just like Who someone meets in Life ,

Their Intelligence can be taken away as Easily as how someone walks away in their Life .

They must have forgotten that they are Mortal if they think their Intelligence Lasts forever .

It is their Feelings of Something , Anything . As long as you have Felt something through an experience ,

Even if you forget the Experience the Same Feeling will flow through your body if you meet the same thing and perhaps make you remember the Experience , then the Knowledge .

This is how weak everybody is .

Since everyone remains Nonchalant to that ,

You begin to fantasize ,

To have someone more powerful than you to protect , to make life easier , to perfect , to guide , to exterminate , to hope for and lastly , to think you are able to make wishes and allow the ' Super Powers ' to Make it come true .

'Super Powers ' , It might be your God , Might be your sudden believe or being conceived by a good speaker or strongly believing in a phrase of Philosophy .

I bet most of the time , It's not the ' Super Powers ' that make your wish come true . It is the People around you that make it come true .

And All the Time , you Indirectly Insult them by saying It's the ' Super Powers ' that made your wish come true and you Thank your ' Super Powers ' With all your heart .

Does your ' Super Powers ' deserve it and do the people around you deserve that ?

Do not worry , It has nothing to do with Karma .

It's just the Law of Equilibrium .

The Hunk's Law .

Since you are Stupid , there is no way possible for you to exceed the capabilities of someone Clever .

Let put it Bluntly .

Your capabilities of a Human Does not allow you to Swim faster than a Sailfish , run faster than a Cheetah , be stronger than an Ant and unable to soar .

This is Equilibrium . What You Are Is What You Have And Allowed To Do

They have what it takes to make them run , swim , be strong and soar

But Since you are a Human , you have your so called Superior Intelligence .

Which is compared to the other beings on Earth , and that is your Equality .

Your intelligence allows you to invent things to be able to do things other living things can .

What i want to say is , I am a Hunk and my Equilibrium is that I'm Handsome .

No body on Earth can be as Handsome as me , Unless you are a Hunk ( which is Impossible ) .

-GuoLun

7:24 AM

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Hahahaha . It's been so long sinced i blogged and there's many funny things that had happened .

I shall start from the ones that i remembered first .

I had a good laugh after looking at the Mr.NYP photos .

if you people think i'm thick skin , go take a look at those pictures .

here's the link

HAHAHAHA .

To me thats really thick skin .

I thought that there would be at least like 1 or 2 guys that can compete with 0.5% of me But . . . . . I was Utterly and Disturbingly Dissapointed .

It's really Disturbing because I dunno why Ugly people think they are Handsome .

Maybe the true Handsome people in NYP are learning from me to be really Humble and not Participating and Allowing Ugly people to have their Glory Moment.

I dont know if they know that their uglyness is beyond hope to cure And I really do hope they know it after this ridiculous competition .

Don't ask me why i never join la .

Imagine if I join .

I would crush those 30 over guys hope like how Sparta Crush Persia X 1000 .

Pride is very Important for a Guy .

How can I , Knowing that I will win , even if I use My armpit hair photo to go compete , go there and take free prizes ?

Its really unfair .

But the real unfair thing is if the guy got alot of friend on facebook and they like his photo he win liao lo .

But MsNyp . Got 1 or 2 really not bad , got my 5% .

It's an Enormous feat to reach 5% .I Congratulate you with the bottom of my Heart .

Not the Top , it's the Bottom .

My favorite is F25 out of the other Specimens .

And since i like her , she confirm win .

Okay , and I dream of something very Scary last last week .

I purposely remembered this scary dream so that i can share with everyone .

I know you guys must be thinking about How Brave and Couragous I am .

But it's really nothing to me , The Hunk in Shiny Armor , so save your Helpless Admirations for my Charm .

I dream of this ghost .

WHich I call Dumpling Ghost .

It's like Pontianak .

But more gentle .

And her skin is made of Dumpling . it got the Dumpling Shine and she is covered in Mud ( guess my HunkBrain censored for me ) .

I dunno why its so scary .

But she can transform into a Normal girl and she try to Touch people .

Whoever she touch she will die .

Then She want to Touch me sia .

I thougt My Hotness can Burn her away , But its a dream and my Hotness dunno why cannot Work .

Then I Run away .

Run Until I meet a CowBoy Wannabe .

He tell me to Chant something which has an effect of binding her in Chains .

Then I chant lo .

And it really happen .

But i was angry that she tries to touch me and I want her Dead .

So I ask the Cowboy how to kill her .

And he say ,

Must cut off her Nipples and Put them in a small white container then put soil and fertiliser and wait for a Plant to grow from her Nipple then she die .

And then I woke up .

And I realised it's quite funny .

But maybe its words from my HunkGod to tell me that its ok for girls to try and molest me all i have to do is tell her something she dont like and she will stop .

She will feel Hurt and Pain like her Nipple kenna chop off

But i will let time pass like how time makes the plant grow and she will be okay .

Marvelous . I feel that I'm the Master of Literature .

And Like Last month ,

I bought this BodyWash .

It was supose to be Lavender and Rosewood smell and soothing to the Body .

BUT

When I use it , It smells liek Soya bean and it dont feel soothing on my body at all .

Bloody Hell .

It feels like my Mucus sliding down my body

Stupid sia .

So everytime i go bathe , I will smell soya bean .

Wat if im hungry and i start to hallucinate ?

You know water can cast Mirage

What if I see the soap as some Selegie Soya Beancurd and I go eat ?

Then I Diahorea how . ( I won't Die cus im an ImmortalHunk , No Worries . Winkz* )

Still got alot of things happen to me but I shall not Write an Essay .

Next Time !

-GuoLun

3:47 AM

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

It's been so long since i last hit the Gym man .

And I'm missing the Gym alot.

I want to Hold teh Dumbbells in my arms and cuddle it tight .

I wan to Lick the Barbells and use it to do Pole Dance .

I wan to Chew the Ruber Weightsand swallow them .

Aiya dunno what am I saying . . . . cus I'm sad . . . .

Recently , I lost my Jacket . . .

It's Adidas and not only that , It has my Smell . . .

I wonder Who Stole it and Never return to me .

Bloody Bastard .

I knew one of my items would get stolen one day .

Cus anything That belongs to me can be easily Bidded at a Price of US$100000000000000000 on Ebay or Amazon .

And of cus , you can call me a Sinner .

Because My Unique Smell is So captivating an tempting that Anyone in the world would fall for it and eventaulyl steal it for their Own Personal Purposes and Pleasure .

Damn them .

I dunno who it might be cus it may be a Guy or a Girl .

Sian . .

Horny sia .

Steal my Jacket .

I think the person will smell the arm pit Part alot .

Cus I always put my deodorant there and it is Further Enhance with my Armpit Frangrance .

I'm so sian now .

It's one of my Dream Jacket .

And I lost it . . .

Or perhaps I Accidentally Burn it to Nothing without Knowing .

Oh ya ,

You guys might be thinking why as the Hottest Guy ever , I still need a Jacket .

Don't you know that Jacket Goes with the Flow of Hotness Coldness .

If the inside is cold then the outside is hot .

If the outside is hot then the inside is cold .

Get it ?

Which means , As I can't help it but ot be a Hot Hunk , The Jacket will Cool me down instead of Warming me up .

And it Will Warm Up my surrounding .

If you don't get it then you're Dumb .

I don't wanna insult anyone cus im a Holy Hunk .

I shall be a Vegetarian form today onwards .

Oh wait .

I can't .. .

Veggies Burn easily and I'm a Hot guy .

So i think I can't .

I shall be a Carnivore instead .

Raw meat touches me and it becomes BBQed .

Marvelous .

Okay , I shall be that .

Carnivorous Hunk .

I should try Human meat in Wasai and Coconut sauce toppled with some Roti Prata Ice cream and maybe Nasi Briyani .

I wonder if it taste nice anot .

Or it just taste liek ashes liek all the other food i've eatnen.

Look so ncie but when I put into my mouth It burn into Ashes

Ok time to slp . Nights

-GuoLun

8:27 AM

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Wooooooooooooooo

Looks like my Hunkarma Theory was correct .

Today was suppose to be a Big day .

I was suposse to hand in my homework and it's a very important work .

AND I OVERSLEPT .

HAHAHAHA .

If I never hand In I Die la .

Haha . But it turned out that the Lecturer got something on and never come .

they never Mark Attendace also ( hope they never see this .)

and the Due date was Postponed

HAHAHAHAHA

My Hunkkarma Theory goes like this ,

Whatever Bad somebody or something did to you , Is Whatever Good he/she or something is doing to you .

Vice Versa .

I bet normal Human liek you guys are Utterly confused .

So I shall explain this in the Most layman term i can think of .

Pardon me if it's still too Clever for you guys to understand .

It means ,

someone scold you , you feel bad . but its actually good to you , in the long run .

And

someone gives you all that you want , in the long run , you lose your vision and mission .

Of course , Feel free to also believe in what I am Believing .

But my Theory is the Opposite of the Human Version Karma .

The Human one is like , You do good and something good in any form will befall to you , Vice Versa .

I think It's like , LOL . HAHAHAHAH .

Go do good lo .

I think Everyone in this world have experience doing good and nth happens to you .

Or someone do bad to you and you say Karma will befall to him but nth happens .

Big Error in the Human Karma theory .

And I bet creating this Human Karma was supossed to be for Good and Peace .

BUT , All i see is people looking out for people doing bad things then sya Karma befall on you.

Cute sia .

If you do good to someone , You might be doing him Harm in another Form .

You might not be able to think of one since you're Human .

Okay , Enough of my karma story .

One of my lecturer says , Good news dont spread , Bad news spread faster than you can imagine .

But i personally think that , It's just the Human mind .

The desire to be at the top only allows them to remember and accept other people's failure .

But forgets and not accept other's Success .

It's exciting to hear people Fail , Because it's fun to laugh at that person inside you .

I believe that's what lies in most people's subconcious

Just recall .

If you're in a Sports team ,

You might be able to Recognise thsoe Pro people .

But ,

You will forget the scores of those who thrash you and remember the scores of thsoe whom you thrashed .

Maybe you forgot both cus you suck .

.

And , I just think that , The Higher your social status is , including your wealth , The closer you are cuddled unto the Devil's Arm .

Who knows a Devil has convinced you to believe he is God .

-GuoLun

9:53 AM

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Wooohooo .

School starts again and I'm feeling Handsome .

Through my life in poly , I've changed into a more lazy person .

But nevertheless , I'm still Charmingly Hot .

Do not Question My Seductivity , for it is described as close as a Miracle .

As I'm Hot , and I might Burn things thousands of Miles Away without knowing ,

I think I accidentally Burn the Indon Forests Today . .

That's why it's so Hazy

Yeah , It's their farmers who Burn it ,

But don't you know Fire is Attracted to Fire ?

Try putting 2 lighted match together , don't they fuse together ?

So , I'm trying to say that , My Hotness Radar Has the Indon Fire Being Detected , Therefore ,

My Hotness Increase the Temperature there and Fire is Being Reproduced .

So If you in my way , Dont blame me If your Ass gets Roasted when you Fart .

If you want to counter my Hotness , Then you can try act Cool .

Like go Smoke and Drink and Fight .

Then You will Die faster .

Because , Whoever Opppose the Hunk , Shall Be killed by a Burning , Shit-Shaped Meteorite .

That's right , You will be Killed by my Shit .

How shameful .

I just Need to shit and your face is disfigured .

So bad that Trying to be like me is like a Utopian Dream .

I've Just Created a New Msn and it's GLITH@hotmail.co.uk . Do add me if you think I'm Flawlessly , Magnificently and Mouth Wateringly Charismatic .

I dunno why isit .co.uk .

I'm not a UK person .

Maye they Identified me as an UnKnown .

Of course computers can't Identify me .

They can only Identify Humans .

I'm the Mighty Hunk !

It should end with .co.GuoLunIsSoHandsome .

Sounds so much better and more fluent and Body-Friendly

I feel like sleeping now Cus I'm very tired .

Okay I shall go slp .

Incase I Accidentally Burn the Earth , Jialat .

-GuoLun

4:40 AM

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Hahaha ,

hmmm .

Today I feel like Being a Hunk-Sexist .

Against Female of course , Since I'm a Hunk .

I'm not Dumb to go against the Species I'm faking .

Just let me Intrepret The Ways of The Humans as a Hunk .

Sometimes , I mean All the times , Girls thinks Guys are Stupid and Dumb .

No way man .

I Personally think that Girls are more Horrorfyingly and Sacarstically more Stupid .

When Girls says that No one Understand them ( Which I feel that they are seeking some rambutan's attention ) , It's Totally not true .

Guys ( Some ) , Are too Clever To Understand Foolish Actions of them .

It's like Trying to Understand Why am I so Hot like The Sun .

How isit Possible for a Human Brain to Understand ?

The Only way to Understand a Girl ( Strictly For Human Guys ) is to be Stupid .

Can't You see Stupid People Attract Stupid People ?

They Think alike .

For example , I often see SOME females Mix their Food and turn it into some Disgusting Version of What's meant to be and it's 'Nice' to Them then they eat it as if it's Heaven Food .

So if Somebody , be it a Retard or Lunatic , do the same Moronic Thing , The Female would most probably be Delighted and Surprised .

And then , They most probably start some Stupid stuff , Which I dunno what because I'm not Stupid .

But if the Guys Turned too Stupid , He will just get Castrated , Annihilated , Decimated , Mutilated and Slaughtered by the female .

Just like Spiders ,

The Boy spider gets Raped by the Girl Spider and then Eaten up after the Rape .

Pathetic .

Just take this word for example - Blonde .

Whenever I see this word ,

I can Only think of A Dumb Female Blonde .

That's all .

I dunno why , Maybe it's just my Hunk's Intuition to Think only in the Path of the Truth .

I dunno why they are Morons going around saying Guys sucks when Being a Guy has like 100000000000 more things better than being a Female .

But , from the Very Bottom of My heart . . . . .

I DONT CARE

HAHAHAHA .

I'm a Hunk , not some boy or girl .

So , Ultimately , I'm still the Best in the world with no Errors , Only Perfection .

-GuoLun

8:53 AM

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Hmm ,

After reading my previous post , I think I called myself a stupid dumbass .

Which is Obviously an Obvious typo .

How could I , The mighty Hunk , be a Stupid dumbass ?

It's like heaven and hell .

If you're wondering why i make mistakes even though I'm perfect , It just seem like you are the Stupid Dumbass now .

I'm Mimicking The ways of Humans At an Ultra High Level .

So , It's Just normal If I do smth Stupid and Moronic Like a Typo error .

Under stand ?

It's like just when I thought some people are worthless like shit ,

They turn out to be Very Useful .

Just Imagine I'm the Most Beautiful Flower .

And I If stuck myself on a Peice of Shit ,

I will Have an Endless Supply of Fertiliser .

Which makes me Even More Seductive .

Don't be stupid and think that Bumble Bees and Butterflies will Flock towards me and Suck away all My nectar and Kill me .

That's an Idiotic way of Thinking .

I already said I'm the most beautiful Flower.

How could the Insects Possibly Bear to Even Touch me ?

HAHAHAHA

I can't believe I'm such a Wise Hunk .

-GuoLun

1:25 AM

Friday, October 8, 2010

hahaha

I like how the retard says ,

People can now take a picture of themselves acting cute or trying hard to be as good looking as possible then post it onto face book .

Then purposely say its ugly and wait for people to say its very good looking .

HAHAHAHA .

.
PATHETIC .

I've seen alot of these in facebook .

so funny .

As a Hunk , I don't Mock those kind of people due to their Pitiful and Moronic actions .

I Laugh at them because No matter what kind of my Pictures I post , as long as it's my face , It can NEVER be Ugly .

No such thing .

HAHAHA .

To those Fools and Imbecile that falls into their Pathetic trap ,

You can Just turn into an Ant then get eaten by a Grasshopper then get eaten by a Frog then get eaten by a Snake then get eaten by an Eagle then get killed by a Fart-Gun .

To me , that's Ugly , because it's not Me .

Simple and Straight forward .

hahaha .

I'm so sian .

of being overly Handsome . . .

Sometimes most people are within my Calculations of having EQ lower than a Gorilla's .

all the know is to roar and then slap their chest and run around with a black and hairy butt .

all i want to say is , if your a stupid dumbass you will get picked on by other people .

And sometimes it's by those Morons Which I hate ALOT .

-GuoLun

7:32 AM

Monday, October 4, 2010

The reson why 've not blogged for sooo long , Is because I'm a Villian .

Of course , to other people , I am a Villian .

To me , I'm the Greatest thing that could Possibly happen in a Millenia .

I don't wish to say what I did because more or less people would perceive me as a Retarded Ass .

I believe in my own Reasons and that's all I need .

No one has to step into my Lfe and try to Correct it .

My reason did not just pop out , flash through or something that I thought makes alot of sense .

My Reason Grew with me through the Years .

It's Stronger and Sturdier than any Tree you can find .

I always believe that people cannot communicate with people effectively .

Having so many religion in this world is a Huge evidence .

And as much as i hate it ,I always see people perceive another person in the point of veiw of the Society's etiquette .

Lets say , Gay and Lesbian marraige Disgust and are looked Down on by some people because There's a ' Invisible Rule ' in the Society that couples should be of opposite sex .

But I don't think the Real Gays and Lesbians are doing this for Fun .

All people know how to ' Don't judge a book by it's cover ' .

That's for sure .

But some people , read only about 3 - 4 chapters in that book and came into a conclusion about the ending .

Hey ,

There's still 50 chapters and more to go man

What about the twists and turns ?

You might get the ending correct , but your impression is Most Definitely wrong .

If you look up to that Idol of yours , and look down to that poor man there ,

You may be making a huge life time mistake , I'd say .

I always look up to people taht stand up for themselves .

But , if you do it the dumbass way or nerd way , I will Mock you man .

How i wish that person could treat me like how I treat him .

I stay out of his life , and he stay out of mine .

I will remain alive and all I need is 10% of you .

-GuoLun

4:35 AM

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Bleedy Hell .

I cant stand my Pinnoy Neighbours playing with the lift today while I was Below Waiting for it .

I was so hungry and I bought back my Dinner then they play with the lift .

Basket .

And the worst thing is ,

I thought Its the Children Playing .

But NO . IT'S THEIR PARENTS .

WTH .

What if I get angry and when I get onto the life I burn it then It explode and make the Building collapse ?

I don't want to be a murderer at such a young age of 10203402034020340203402034 .

Bloody hell .

If this place is not a Racial Harmony Paradise ,

They would've already been Executed by me 100 years before they were Born .

I like to forgive people and then Argue again with them .

Because that just show how stupid they are .

Keep repeating the same idiotic ways of doing things and then think they are some Hero .

It's part of my daily Entertainment .

As long as u are a human and you think you're not Perfect , then you are Entertaining .

Good to know people are Spreading Joy around the World .

You say him then he say you then fight .

You pull her hair then she scratch you .

Rolling On The Floor Laughing . . . .

And don't be Pathetic to say I Block your Lousy Human Eyes to veiw the Screen in the Cinema .

If you know you are that Short , why don't you sit in the Front instead and don't act like you're some 6 Footer .

The Front is always empty for Short People like you .

RETARD .

I block then block la .

You see my Back veiw for a second also nicer than the Whole movie .

I AM THE HUNK .

You are just like a Peice of A4 White paper that has a picture of a Retarded Stick-Idiot on the centre and You can't run away from me Lighting you up into Crisp and Feed to the 100 Year Old Rhinocerous's Poo's Maggot's Shit .

Yeah , you not so Pathetic , You are even Moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Pathetic .

You are like the Peanut Shell that the Ti Ko Pek throw and spit at after eating and then the Orang Utan use it to wipe his butt after Shitting .

Okay , enough Describing some people for I am the Ultimate Hunk .

Hmmm . . . I don't feel like describing myself because , for obvious reasons , I am too Handsome Beyond any Word's power to Describe Perfectly .

I think my Mission on Earth , Or rather , Life goal , Is to stay on Earth and wait for the Perfect Word to be created to describe me .

But i doubt that day will come .

Because . . . .The word has already been Created . . . .It is . . .Guo Lun !

I am Guo Lun !!

See how it sounds .

So perfect

Feel how it Flow Out of your Lips .

It's like a Never Ending Shampoo that flows out of your mouth , So smooth .

And your throat , It's like eating 100000000000 strepsils and you sound partially like me , an Angelic Hunk .

Your Breath becomes so nice that when you let a Camel Shit smell , It becomes the most Enormous and Beautiful Flower ever .

Try it out .

Go to the Mirror , Look at yourself into the Eyes Faithfully , Truthfully and speak the Sacred words . . .

Say , GuoLun is the Mighty Hunk .

And then Feel the change in your Body .

It's not Permanent though ,

It last for only 0.01 seconds ?

So you have to Keep on Repeating .

For about um , 100 times ?

Then you use your Heart and Feel .

Yeah ,

You will know what I'm Talking about when you try

Go Go .

-GuoLun

6:44 AM

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